1
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<i>Harmony is to be valued.</i>
<i>Shotoku Taishi (574-622 AD)</i>

2
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<i>But, if all the trees die...</i>
<i>what will happen to the earth?</i>

3
00:00:57,838 --> 00:01:01,501
<i>We 're all part of the earth 's ecosphere.</i>

4
00:01:01,608 --> 00:01:06,705
<i>Plants provide the oxygen</i>
<i>to keep it going.</i>

5
00:01:07,547 --> 00:01:11,847
<i>Eons ago, the earth was covered</i>
<i>with carbon dioxide atoms.</i>

6
00:01:12,052 --> 00:01:15,886
<i>Phytoplanktons started converting</i>
<i>these to oxygen...</i>

7
00:01:15,989 --> 00:01:20,517
<i>...which gave rise to the</i>
<i>first zooplanktons.</i>

8
00:01:20,794 --> 00:01:26,926
<i>Plants have purified the air</i>
<i>for over 800 million years.</i>

9
00:01:27,134 --> 00:01:30,763
<i>Their oxygen eventually created</i>
<i>the oz one layer.</i>

10
00:01:30,871 --> 00:01:32,736
<i>Over 800 million years.</i>

11
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<i>The oz one layer blocked</i>
<i>harmful rays from the sun...</i>

12
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<i>...allowing life to migrate from</i>
<i>the seas to the land.</i>

13
00:01:43,817 --> 00:01:49,153
<i>Without plants,</i>
<i>we simply couldn't survive.</i>

14
00:01:50,023 --> 00:01:55,586
<i>Plants are really the</i>
<i>dominant life forms.</i>

15
00:01:56,563 --> 00:02:03,901
<i>They stand still while we animals</i>
<i>run around scattering their seed</i> s...

16
00:02:04,004 --> 00:02:08,964
<i>...and providing fertilizer.</i>

17
00:02:11,244 --> 00:02:17,183
<i>The way I see it,</i>
<i>trees are a higher power.</i>

18
00:03:36,930 --> 00:03:41,993
<i>There are two directions we can go.</i>

19
00:03:42,536 --> 00:03:45,471
<i>Toward a bright future, or a dark one.</i>

20
00:03:46,172 --> 00:03:53,078
<i>But we've been given the ability to</i>
<i>make wise choices.</i>

21
00:03:53,513 --> 00:03:56,175
<i>We can choose the right path.</i>

22
00:04:45,165 --> 00:04:46,154
Stop, you!

23
00:06:03,543 --> 00:06:07,570
For all things, there is a season.

24
00:06:08,848 --> 00:06:11,043
Spring brings us a balmy pool...

25
00:06:11,384 --> 00:06:13,682
Summer, the sun's sutlry glare...

26
00:06:14,020 --> 00:06:16,818
Autumn is bracingly cool...

27
00:06:17,490 --> 00:06:19,617
Winter strips all the trees bare.

28
00:06:20,260 --> 00:06:23,127
Villains, approach!

29
00:07:39,038 --> 00:07:42,371
Winter sounds splendid.

30
00:07:44,210 --> 00:07:48,306
Yes, winter pleases me best.

31
00:07:48,715 --> 00:07:55,143
Even if I am chllled to the bone.

32
00:07:57,957 --> 00:07:59,891
Behold, the Japanese pine.

33
00:08:00,693 --> 00:08:02,923
Its needles

34
00:08:04,264 --> 00:08:05,629
beg pardon.

35
00:08:06,332 --> 00:08:09,927
Its needles are sharp to the touch.

36
00:08:15,074 --> 00:08:18,908
Pricking brings uunearable pain

37
00:08:21,247 --> 00:08:24,410
Winter invigorates me so!

38
00:08:28,922 --> 00:08:29,411
Go!

39
00:09:00,220 --> 00:09:02,051
Push it!

40
00:09:22,575 --> 00:09:25,772
Turn it off! Hurry up!

41
00:09:26,246 --> 00:09:30,842
Make it stop! Hurry up!

42
00:09:36,689 --> 00:09:39,157
Cut! What the hell happened?

43
00:09:39,692 --> 00:09:41,421
Who screwed up?
Get out of here!

44
00:09:41,628 --> 00:09:43,653
Ryu, we're terribly sorry.

45
00:09:43,763 --> 00:09:45,321
You shithead!

46
00:09:46,232 --> 00:09:47,358
Mr. Takayama, we're so sorry!

47
00:09:47,467 --> 00:09:49,765
Damn! I was just getting into it.

48
00:09:51,070 --> 00:09:52,594
Apologize!

49
00:09:53,273 --> 00:09:54,262
And look at my kimono!

50
00:09:54,374 --> 00:09:55,636
You idiot! Apologize!

51
00:09:58,211 --> 00:09:59,838
I'm so sorry!

52
00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:02,779
Quit dying and apologize!

53
00:10:05,418 --> 00:10:06,510
I'm really sorry.

54
00:10:07,253 --> 00:10:09,153
A bit much, don't you think?

55
00:10:11,658 --> 00:10:14,627
Who are you? Are you in this film?

56
00:10:14,727 --> 00:10:16,194
I'm playing Kagemaru.

57
00:10:16,496 --> 00:10:18,020
Kage... who?

58
00:10:20,300 --> 00:10:22,734
This is my only costume.

59
00:10:23,236 --> 00:10:26,569
That guy's acting like
I really killed him.

60
00:10:26,806 --> 00:10:28,603
Ignore him.

61
00:10:35,014 --> 00:10:36,072
You can get up now.

62
00:10:38,584 --> 00:10:39,573
Thanks.

63
00:10:45,825 --> 00:10:47,622
What've you done?
Sorry.

64
00:10:49,028 --> 00:10:52,225
It was a work of art.

65
00:10:55,001 --> 00:10:57,231
You're a philistine!

66
00:10:57,737 --> 00:11:02,436
Take it home and clean it up first!
Yes, sir.

67
00:11:26,766 --> 00:11:30,031
'Scuse me can I borrow a light?

68
00:13:48,007 --> 00:13:51,841
My... name... is... Danny.

69
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,972
Dismember it!

70
00:13:54,547 --> 00:13:58,244
Dismember it! Dismember it!

71
00:14:14,033 --> 00:14:17,730
This guy Kiuchi is amazing.

72
00:14:17,904 --> 00:14:21,271
He discovered a comet that's heading...

73
00:14:21,374 --> 00:14:24,207
...toward a collision
with earth in 2126.

74
00:14:24,544 --> 00:14:27,104
So he came up with a way
to prevent it.

75
00:14:27,213 --> 00:14:31,582
Load all the nuclear arms
onto a rocket...

76
00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:35,017
...and detonate it in space.

77
00:14:35,121 --> 00:14:37,589
That would change the comet's orbit.

78
00:14:38,491 --> 00:14:41,392
<i>Sounds like a movie.</i>

79
00:14:41,928 --> 00:14:46,763
Doesn't it? But the Americans
are researching it.

80
00:14:47,133 --> 00:14:50,899
I need the translation ASAP
so we can edit.

81
00:14:51,003 --> 00:14:52,732
Can you do it?

82
00:14:58,244 --> 00:15:01,645
<i>Give me two days.</i>

83
00:15:02,048 --> 00:15:04,710
I wish you'd get your voice back.

84
00:15:10,623 --> 00:15:11,681
Out, huh?

85
00:15:15,528 --> 00:15:16,460
Yes?

86
00:15:17,997 --> 00:15:19,760
Mr. Katsura?
Yeah?

87
00:15:19,865 --> 00:15:21,958
Registered mail.
Oh.

88
00:15:22,635 --> 00:15:24,933
Stamp, please.
It's inside.

89
00:15:25,037 --> 00:15:26,402
Fingerprint, then?

90
00:15:29,542 --> 00:15:31,271
Fingerprinted.

91
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,920
<i>From Konan Prison</i>

92
00:16:27,900 --> 00:16:29,424
Shit!

93
00:16:31,504 --> 00:16:33,972
Who do they think I am?

94
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:37,109
Action!

95
00:16:37,209 --> 00:16:42,977
You must protect what is
most precious to you.

96
00:16:43,449 --> 00:16:46,509
Release them and
I will relinquish the sword.

97
00:16:46,886 --> 00:16:48,547
Hand it over.

98
00:16:50,222 --> 00:16:52,247
OK, thanks. Next!

99
00:16:52,358 --> 00:16:54,258
Mr. Katsura, please come in.

100
00:16:54,627 --> 00:16:55,685
Hello.

101
00:16:59,965 --> 00:17:01,592
You're Keisuke Katsura?

102
00:17:01,701 --> 00:17:02,531
Yes.

103
00:17:02,735 --> 00:17:05,465
Take it up to where you kill him.

104
00:17:06,138 --> 00:17:07,400
Ready?
Let 's give it a shot.

105
00:17:07,707 --> 00:17:09,106
I' II do my best.

106
00:17:10,242 --> 00:17:12,437
Ready, action!

107
00:17:14,547 --> 00:17:18,005
Prepare to meet your maker.

108
00:17:18,551 --> 00:17:19,813
Say your prayers, monster!

109
00:17:19,919 --> 00:17:23,548
All right, stop. That's not quite it.

110
00:17:25,725 --> 00:17:29,821
You're good, but
it's not dramatic enough.

111
00:17:30,096 --> 00:17:32,360
This is a major motion picture!

112
00:17:32,465 --> 00:17:34,831
Give it some oomph!

113
00:17:35,201 --> 00:17:39,262
People don't pay to see bland samurai

114
00:17:39,372 --> 00:17:40,634
OK, from the top.

115
00:17:40,740 --> 00:17:42,367
Sorry.
I'll try to do better.

116
00:17:44,577 --> 00:17:47,740
Ready, action!

117
00:17:49,715 --> 00:17:55,415
Prepare to meet your maker.
Say your prayers, monster!

118
00:17:57,022 --> 00:18:00,924
If you wish to save their lives,
relinquish the Masamune sword.

119
00:18:01,026 --> 00:18:04,655
Fiend! Release the prince and princess!

120
00:18:06,298 --> 00:18:11,463
It's no laughing matter. Today is
your last day I will see to it!

121
00:18:11,604 --> 00:18:14,368
He's the one.

122
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:17,702
I' II do the kissing
scene if you cast him.

123
00:18:18,344 --> 00:18:23,680
But I'II have to reconsider
if you cast someone else.

124
00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:32,419
OK... You know I' m only here to
please you, Mika.

125
00:18:33,058 --> 00:18:36,289
But you won't change your mind?

126
00:18:36,395 --> 00:18:40,263
This time, I'm sure.
He's my type.

127
00:18:40,399 --> 00:18:44,233
Your type, huh?
Isn't that what you said last?

128
00:18:51,143 --> 00:18:55,603
All right. That's fine.
Can you do your own stunts?

129
00:18:56,081 --> 00:18:56,945
Yes.

130
00:18:57,349 --> 00:18:58,873
You sure?
I'm sure.

131
00:18:59,084 --> 00:19:01,814
Let's see what you can do.

132
00:19:01,921 --> 00:19:03,821
Fellas?

133
00:19:04,623 --> 00:19:06,215
Yes sir!

134
00:19:31,484 --> 00:19:33,782
Guess who gets to play
my boyfriend?

135
00:19:34,220 --> 00:19:36,552
Wha really?

136
00:19:38,157 --> 00:19:42,389
I told the director you were
perfect for the part.

137
00:19:42,495 --> 00:19:44,861
Oh! Thanks a lot.

138
00:19:46,365 --> 00:19:47,992
What's your name?

139
00:19:48,300 --> 00:19:49,699
Keisuke Katsura.

140
00:19:55,808 --> 00:19:56,365
Here.

141
00:19:56,909 --> 00:19:57,898
Oh, don't

142
00:19:59,578 --> 00:20:00,670
I don't mind.

143
00:20:00,813 --> 00:20:02,144
Thanks.

144
00:20:05,384 --> 00:20:07,978
Nice name, Keisuke.

145
00:20:08,487 --> 00:20:10,114
Yeah?

146
00:20:12,625 --> 00:20:13,819
Thanks.

147
00:21:11,917 --> 00:21:18,846
<i>This week, we're talking with</i>
<i>comet hunter Tsuruhik oKiuchi.</i>

148
00:21:19,491 --> 00:21:25,919
<i>Four years ago,</i>
<i>I attended a global summit...</i>

149
00:21:26,198 --> 00:21:31,101
<i>...where European botanists</i>
<i>discussed light pollution.</i>

150
00:21:31,470 --> 00:21:35,133
<i>Apparently, city lights are</i>
<i>causing plants stress.</i>

151
00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:44,372
<i>Pollution and exhaust gases may</i>
<i>also be contributing factors.</i>

152
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:52,652
<i>Thus, today's plants may hav e
<i>shortened life cycles.</i>

153
00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:58,954
<i>Are you saying plants are dying</i>
<i>from stress?</i>

154
00:21:59,064 --> 00:22:03,592
<i>I'm saying sooner or later,</i>
<i>they will die.</i>

155
00:22:03,702 --> 00:22:08,901
<i>The average plant now lives</i>
<i>less than 20 years.</i>

156
00:22:09,008 --> 00:22:11,340
<i>So there is great concern.</i>

157
00:22:11,443 --> 00:22:11,543
<i>Do you mean plants everywhere</i>
<i>are at risk?</i>

158
00:22:11,543 --> 00:22:15,240
<i>Do you mean plants everywhere</i>
<i>are at risk?</i>

159
00:22:15,347 --> 00:22:16,712
<i>Yes, they are.</i>

160
00:22:18,751 --> 00:22:22,619
That's awful! They're all dying?

161
00:22:22,721 --> 00:22:24,586
It 's a real possibility.

162
00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:30,060
Unbelievable. But lights are a problem.

163
00:22:30,529 --> 00:22:32,895
Did you ask for specifics?

164
00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:35,364
I' m just editing that.

165
00:22:37,603 --> 00:22:40,094
Hey, don't do that.
It's bad for the speakers.

166
00:22:40,673 --> 00:22:42,834
Let me do it.

167
00:22:42,941 --> 00:22:43,965
OK...

168
00:22:45,878 --> 00:22:47,971
There. Start there.

169
00:22:48,080 --> 00:22:49,047
OK, OK.

170
00:22:50,416 --> 00:22:56,821
<i>Fugitive emissions from cars and</i>
<i>factories have produced acid rain.</i>

171
00:22:57,056 --> 00:23:07,330
<i>Plants absorb the emissions,</i>
<i>which weaken them.</i>

172
00:23:07,599 --> 00:23:15,938
<i>Then, acid rain falls on them.</i>
<i>It's a one two punch.</i>

173
00:23:16,141 --> 00:23:20,077
<i>To top it off, lights giv e them insomnia.</i>

174
00:23:26,318 --> 00:23:29,810
Poor trees.
If only they could be protected.

175
00:23:30,522 --> 00:23:32,251
It 's sad, isn't it?

176
00:23:34,960 --> 00:23:39,488
We have to use the show to
spread the word about it.

177
00:23:39,598 --> 00:23:42,032
Maybe we could start a campaign
to turn off lights.

178
00:23:42,601 --> 00:23:46,970
Yeah, and we could have a
campaign song, too.

179
00:23:49,675 --> 00:23:51,870
You never say die, do you?

180
00:23:52,845 --> 00:23:56,576
By the way, how 's your sister's Illness?

181
00:23:57,216 --> 00:24:04,213
It 's really more of a psychosomatic thing.

182
00:24:05,224 --> 00:24:09,888
She'll get her voice back
when the time's right.

183
00:24:14,600 --> 00:24:20,505
<i>If y ou find mushrooms on a mountain,</i>
<i>that mountain is aliv e.</i>

184
00:24:21,373 --> 00:24:24,274
<i>It's the same in the forest.</i>

185
00:24:25,144 --> 00:24:27,772
<i>Mushrooms grow in</i>
<i>healthy environments.</i>

186
00:24:28,580 --> 00:24:32,448
<i>H ow can w e tell if a tree is healthy?</i>

187
00:24:32,885 --> 00:24:37,652
<i>Well, healthy trees are glossy.</i>

188
00:24:37,756 --> 00:24:40,850
<i>Unhealthy trees are dull looking.</i>

189
00:24:41,927 --> 00:24:44,555
<i>Just like people.</i>
<i>We can look dull, too.</i>

190
00:25:35,247 --> 00:25:39,308
<i>I hope I ace this audition.</i>
<i>I'm lousy at them.</i>

191
00:25:39,718 --> 00:25:40,742
<i>You can do it!</i>

192
00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:44,050
<i>I'll try. Help me rehearse?</i>

193
00:25:44,156 --> 00:25:45,088
<i>Sure.</i>

194
00:25:46,692 --> 00:25:52,289
Prepare to meet your maker.
Say your prayers, monster!

195
00:25:55,400 --> 00:25:56,526
Sorry.

196
00:26:00,439 --> 00:26:05,308
If you wish to save their lives,
relinquish the Masamune sword.

197
00:26:05,811 --> 00:26:11,909
Fiend! Release the prince and princess!

198
00:26:15,287 --> 00:26:16,515
Sorry.

199
00:26:16,855 --> 00:26:23,226
I know it's ridiculous. But if I
don't emote, I won't get the part.

200
00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:29,960
But you're usually so moving
when you act.

201
00:26:30,068 --> 00:26:34,505
Thank you, ma'am.
You're my only fan.

202
00:26:35,540 --> 00:26:36,564
Then you're in trouble.

203
00:26:40,779 --> 00:26:44,613
Don't say that. I need this role.

204
00:26:45,717 --> 00:26:48,185
C'mere let's take one together.
OK.

205
00:26:50,289 --> 00:26:51,756
Just a little this way...

206
00:26:53,125 --> 00:26:54,717
Lift your chin...

207
00:27:01,233 --> 00:27:04,760
Can you be a little sexier?

208
00:27:46,979 --> 00:27:48,640
It 's pouring!

209
00:27:48,747 --> 00:27:49,839
No kidding.

210
00:27:50,315 --> 00:27:52,749
Are you OK? You're sopping.

211
00:28:13,805 --> 00:28:15,568
Should we live together?

212
00:28:16,475 --> 00:28:17,533
What?

213
00:28:21,913 --> 00:28:23,312
Let's get married.

214
00:28:27,853 --> 00:28:30,583
I'm ready to settle down.

215
00:28:32,858 --> 00:28:38,854
The owner of the club where
I'm working is opening a new club.

216
00:28:39,998 --> 00:28:42,933
He wants me to manage it.

217
00:28:44,403 --> 00:28:48,169
So you won't have to
worry about money.

218
00:28:49,241 --> 00:28:51,903
If you just say 'yes. '

219
00:28:55,947 --> 00:29:01,886
What's wrong?
I thought you'd be happy.

220
00:29:02,788 --> 00:29:06,690
But... why are you giving up on acting?

221
00:29:06,792 --> 00:29:11,286
I' m not giving up, just being realistic.

222
00:29:11,430 --> 00:29:12,624
Reallstic?

223
00:29:21,073 --> 00:29:22,938
Why don't you say something?

224
00:29:25,777 --> 00:29:28,871
I'm doing this for you!

225
00:29:30,982 --> 00:29:33,951
We can't live on dreams alone.

226
00:29:36,855 --> 00:29:41,588
Or did you find someone better than me?

227
00:30:42,320 --> 00:30:46,814
<i>Ms. Eri Momosaki. We are 95.3% sure</i>
<i>you are 10 week s pregnant.</i>

228
00:30:49,394 --> 00:30:52,830
<i>Please visit the clinic to confirm this.</i>

229
00:32:03,001 --> 00:32:08,496
<i>Next, please welcome Dr. Danny Moreno</i>
<i>from the United States.</i>

230
00:32:21,152 --> 00:32:22,949
Hello, ladies and gentlemen.

231
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,026
Thanks. You're a godsend.

232
00:33:04,195 --> 00:33:09,428
We're planning to get the word out
on the internet, too.

233
00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:16,005
Cheer up. You can't wallow
in the past forever.

234
00:33:16,541 --> 00:33:24,004
There's more to life than romance.
Work's just as fulfilling.

235
00:33:28,420 --> 00:33:32,550
I wouldn't mind a relationship...

236
00:33:33,525 --> 00:33:37,689
...but work's great. I get to
tackle the important issues.

237
00:33:44,402 --> 00:33:50,170
<i>But all the trees are dying.</i>

238
00:33:50,575 --> 00:33:54,443
<i>The future must be dark, right?</i>

239
00:33:55,747 --> 00:33:59,274
But we have options. Like...

240
00:34:00,352 --> 00:34:02,877
...turning off unnecessary lights...

241
00:34:03,288 --> 00:34:05,779
...returning golf courses to nature...

242
00:34:06,091 --> 00:34:08,559
...planting roof gardens...

243
00:34:08,927 --> 00:34:10,827
...and using solar energy.

244
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:13,831
Anything to make the earth greener.

245
00:34:14,933 --> 00:34:17,527
We can't just stop cutting down trees.

246
00:34:17,769 --> 00:34:22,206
But we have to take action.
If we don't...

247
00:34:22,407 --> 00:34:26,901
...there won't be anything left
for our kids.

248
00:34:27,579 --> 00:34:31,413
Anyway, let's wake people up.

249
00:34:41,693 --> 00:34:44,127
Mika's here, everyone.
Sorry to keep you waiting.

250
00:34:44,229 --> 00:34:45,753
Hello, everybody.

251
00:34:45,864 --> 00:34:47,126
Hello!

252
00:34:49,033 --> 00:34:50,057
OK, let's get started.

253
00:34:50,168 --> 00:34:51,760
Oh you come, too.

254
00:34:53,371 --> 00:34:55,202
You're too kind.

255
00:34:56,708 --> 00:35:01,008
Remember, this is Mika's closeup.

256
00:35:01,112 --> 00:35:04,878
I need a clear shot of her face.

257
00:35:04,983 --> 00:35:07,110
Stay out of her frame.

258
00:35:07,218 --> 00:35:09,516
Leave it to me.

259
00:35:09,621 --> 00:35:12,784
All right. Let's give it a shot.

260
00:35:12,991 --> 00:35:15,425
Going for a camera test.

261
00:35:15,527 --> 00:35:18,360
Ready, action!

262
00:35:19,864 --> 00:35:20,888
Princess.

263
00:35:21,699 --> 00:35:23,132
Shinosuke.

264
00:35:45,690 --> 00:35:46,418
Cut!

265
00:35:52,764 --> 00:35:53,662
Cut!

266
00:35:54,599 --> 00:35:55,657
CUT!

267
00:36:05,944 --> 00:36:08,606
See you at your place later, OK?

268
00:36:14,085 --> 00:36:16,019
Great, Mika.

269
00:36:16,721 --> 00:36:17,278
Owww!

270
00:36:23,361 --> 00:36:25,295
Mika, one with the director?

271
00:36:25,396 --> 00:36:26,021
With me?

272
00:36:26,130 --> 00:36:28,894
Yes, yes... get a little closer, closer.

273
00:36:29,200 --> 00:36:30,531
Make sure it's tasteful.

274
00:36:30,702 --> 00:36:31,600
Get my best angle.

275
00:36:31,703 --> 00:36:32,727
Great. Thank you!

276
00:36:32,837 --> 00:36:34,702
You're too kind.

277
00:37:20,518 --> 00:37:22,383
Dude, I can hear something.

278
00:37:43,341 --> 00:37:45,468
Too bad have to do it the hard way.

279
00:37:48,546 --> 00:37:49,740
But someone's in there.

280
00:37:49,847 --> 00:37:52,407
I know. We're not burglars,
so it's OK.

281
00:37:58,256 --> 00:37:59,723
Shit. It won't open.

282
00:37:59,824 --> 00:38:02,952
Welcome to the 21st century.

283
00:38:06,064 --> 00:38:07,463
The hell's that?

284
00:38:08,967 --> 00:38:12,562
When did you get so high tech?

285
00:38:12,670 --> 00:38:14,661
Dude, you were in the slammer
for two years.

286
00:38:18,176 --> 00:38:19,108
Voila.

287
00:38:19,210 --> 00:38:23,010
Cool, techno boy!
You're the bomb.

288
00:38:23,681 --> 00:38:25,979
Wait in the car. Be right back.

289
00:39:21,506 --> 00:39:22,973
Hey! Long time, no see.

290
00:39:24,375 --> 00:39:28,778
Keisuke, why didn't you come
pick me up, man? That was cold.

291
00:39:28,880 --> 00:39:32,338
How'd you get in here?
Get the hell out!

292
00:39:33,451 --> 00:39:39,617
Can you loan me some cash
to celebrate my freedom?

293
00:39:39,724 --> 00:39:41,851
I don't have any. Take a hike!

294
00:39:41,959 --> 00:39:45,725
Just enough for a drink?

295
00:39:45,830 --> 00:39:47,923
There's beer in the fridge.

296
00:39:48,232 --> 00:39:49,392
The fridge, huh?

297
00:39:53,204 --> 00:39:54,068
Shit.

298
00:39:54,906 --> 00:39:56,669
What're you doing, dammit?

299
00:40:00,578 --> 00:40:06,517
Is this creep your friend?
Can't you get rid of him?

300
00:40:06,617 --> 00:40:09,916
He's not my friend.
Don't worry, he's leaving.

301
00:40:12,123 --> 00:40:13,886
Get him out of here!

302
00:40:14,025 --> 00:40:15,686
I heard you the first time.

303
00:40:18,696 --> 00:40:20,596
Stop it!

304
00:40:23,434 --> 00:40:26,562
Hmm, lemme see...

305
00:40:26,871 --> 00:40:28,361
Any cash under here?

306
00:40:28,473 --> 00:40:29,462
Cut it out!

307
00:40:30,408 --> 00:40:31,397
Any cash hiding under here?

308
00:40:31,509 --> 00:40:32,874
Stop, you bastard!

309
00:40:33,945 --> 00:40:36,470
Not 'til you lend me some cash.

310
00:40:37,115 --> 00:40:38,241
Show me the money!

311
00:40:38,349 --> 00:40:42,376
OK, STOP!!
My wallet's over there.

312
00:40:43,421 --> 00:40:47,118
That's better. What are friends for?

313
00:40:47,992 --> 00:40:51,519
Whoa, not bad. Thanks for the donation.

314
00:40:51,629 --> 00:40:53,529
Not all of it!

315
00:40:54,966 --> 00:40:58,493
I'II borrow these cigs, too. See ya!

316
00:41:01,672 --> 00:41:02,639
Kengo!

317
00:41:11,849 --> 00:41:15,615
At least lock the door... wimp.

318
00:41:18,222 --> 00:41:19,382
What the?

319
00:41:55,259 --> 00:41:56,385
Remember me?

320
00:43:24,615 --> 00:43:25,877
Behold, the fan.

321
00:43:26,784 --> 00:43:30,880
It soothes in summer... chills in winter.

322
00:43:37,094 --> 00:43:38,220
Beg pardon.

323
00:43:41,432 --> 00:43:45,198
Villains, you are no match for me.

324
00:43:46,304 --> 00:43:53,506
I am the Peerless Samurai Mondonosuke.

325
00:43:53,611 --> 00:43:55,704
Recognize the scar?

326
00:43:58,449 --> 00:44:00,781
The 'M'! The 'M'!

327
00:44:11,896 --> 00:44:14,626
Your efforts to kill me
will be for naught.

328
00:44:45,529 --> 00:44:46,496
Approach!

329
00:44:58,676 --> 00:44:59,700
Cut!

330
00:45:02,646 --> 00:45:05,672
Amazing, Ryu! You're a genius!

331
00:45:06,217 --> 00:45:07,775
Danke schon!

332
00:45:08,886 --> 00:45:10,444
Break for lunch!

333
00:45:12,523 --> 00:45:18,291
Can you believe that?
The guy wants more scenes...

334
00:45:18,496 --> 00:45:22,193
...so they make him immortal.

335
00:45:22,600 --> 00:45:24,966
That's star power for you.

336
00:45:25,336 --> 00:45:27,327
Maybe you should quit in protest.

337
00:45:27,772 --> 00:45:33,438
You may feel like I' m just an extra,
since you have lines.

338
00:45:33,611 --> 00:45:36,102
But I live for this job.

339
00:45:37,381 --> 00:45:42,250
Where else do you get to die 5000 deaths
in one lifetime?

340
00:45:46,457 --> 00:45:48,482
Ooh my back.

341
00:45:48,592 --> 00:45:53,495
Uh-oh. You need to take those blows better.

342
00:45:54,598 --> 00:46:01,504
The trick is to react before
the sword reaches you.

343
00:46:02,306 --> 00:46:03,238
Watch.

344
00:46:06,310 --> 00:46:10,269
Hey, can you help me a sec?
Go like this

345
00:46:11,482 --> 00:46:16,818
This is the 'diagonal slash
flopping tuna' technique.

346
00:46:29,100 --> 00:46:35,164
This is the 'horizontal slash
wriggling eel' technique.

347
00:50:11,755 --> 00:50:15,748
<i>Next, two nominees for the People 's</i>
<i>Choice Environmental Award.</i>

348
00:50:16,226 --> 00:50:24,429
<i>Local residents are working hard to</i>
<i>restore these areas to nature.</i>

349
00:50:25,636 --> 00:50:30,130
<i>In Saga, this watergate on the</i>
<i>Rokk aku River was reopened...</i>

350
00:50:30,240 --> 00:50:35,303
<i>...and the birds and fish have returned.</i>

351
00:50:36,413 --> 00:50:41,874
<i>In Amakusa, the use of</i>
<i>nature friendly detergent...</i>

352
00:50:42,186 --> 00:50:47,055
<i>...has resulted in much</i>
<i>cleaner waterways.</i>

353
00:50:49,226 --> 00:50:54,220
<i>We talked to the man who developed</i>
<i>the detergent, Mr. Yoshid a.</i>

354
00:50:55,366 --> 00:51:02,738
<i>Although synthetic detergents look clean,</i>
<i>they're made from surfactants.</i>

355
00:51:02,840 --> 00:51:07,402
<i>Surfactants are made from tar.</i>

356
00:51:07,845 --> 00:51:16,014
<i>Watch what happens when</i>
<i>you heat detergent up.</i>

357
00:51:16,120 --> 00:51:18,452
<i>You can see the tar.</i>

358
00:51:18,589 --> 00:51:22,047
<i>It starts burning.</i>
<i>You can see the smoke.</i>

359
00:51:22,192 --> 00:51:25,559
<i>That's the true nature of</i>
<i>synthetic detergent.</i>

360
00:51:26,163 --> 00:51:32,693
<i>This tar is end angering our waterways.</i>

361
00:51:36,573 --> 00:51:44,275
Hello? Oh... yes... yes...

362
00:53:31,255 --> 00:53:34,486
Hey, what the hell was that program?

363
00:53:34,591 --> 00:53:35,558
What?

364
00:53:35,659 --> 00:53:37,752
I did not approve that material!

365
00:53:37,861 --> 00:53:40,261
The ad agency's complaining.

366
00:53:40,664 --> 00:53:43,132
The airline sponsors your show.

367
00:53:43,233 --> 00:53:46,361
How could you say,
'Planes destroy the ozone layer'?

368
00:53:46,870 --> 00:53:48,633
I didn't exactly say, 'Don't fly. '

369
00:53:48,739 --> 00:53:54,837
Same difference!
And why attack synthetic detergents?

370
00:53:55,512 --> 00:53:58,037
Chemical firms are
our biggest sponsors.

371
00:53:58,715 --> 00:54:03,175
In the future, 
get my approval first.

372
00:54:03,754 --> 00:54:08,350
But you told me to focus on
environmental issues.

373
00:54:09,159 --> 00:54:18,192
Yes... but without sponsors,
we don't have a show.

374
00:54:18,435 --> 00:54:23,168
Don't cross the line. 
Think of the position I'm in.

375
00:54:24,508 --> 00:54:27,068
I' m sorry. But...

376
00:54:27,177 --> 00:54:30,340
You're the one who said
we can't force oh, sorry...

377
00:54:30,647 --> 00:54:34,947
...can't force environmental
issues on viewers.

378
00:54:35,419 --> 00:54:38,445
But that 's what you 're doing.

379
00:54:39,356 --> 00:54:41,824
I want a formal apology
on my desk now.

380
00:54:43,060 --> 00:54:43,685
Got it?

381
00:55:33,343 --> 00:55:37,643
You sell one set speaker,
you make $200.

382
00:55:37,748 --> 00:55:43,618
$200. Looks like the real thing
at first glance.

383
00:55:44,721 --> 00:55:47,656
Dude! What 's this llttle 'i'?

384
00:55:48,425 --> 00:55:49,722
Little things not important.

385
00:55:50,060 --> 00:55:53,223
They're not ALTEC, they're ALTECI.

386
00:55:53,330 --> 00:55:54,524
ALTECHI.

387
00:55:54,631 --> 00:55:55,962
ALTECHI?

388
00:55:56,867 --> 00:56:02,863
You find driver with foreign car
or whiskers, you got sale.

389
00:56:04,341 --> 00:56:08,402
Rich drivers I get, but
what's up with whiskers?

390
00:56:08,512 --> 00:56:11,913
You sell, you get big bucks.

391
00:56:15,952 --> 00:56:18,546
Fight! Hurrah!

392
00:56:18,655 --> 00:56:19,644
Hurrah!

393
00:56:20,857 --> 00:56:21,585
Okee dokee!

394
00:56:21,692 --> 00:56:22,784
Okee dokee!

395
00:57:48,311 --> 00:57:51,337
Wait your turn... Don't push!
Next!

396
00:58:20,610 --> 00:58:21,634
Beer, please!

397
00:58:21,945 --> 00:58:23,469
It 's oxygen or water.

398
00:58:23,580 --> 00:58:25,741
No shit... no booze?

399
00:58:25,849 --> 00:58:27,714
I was gonna treat you for
doing great today.

400
00:58:27,884 --> 00:58:29,317
So treat me.

401
00:58:30,821 --> 00:58:32,618
Got any air that makes you high?

402
00:58:33,023 --> 00:58:35,253
Like a sacred island-rain forest mix

403
00:58:35,358 --> 00:58:38,122
Sounds great. What're you having?

404
00:58:38,562 --> 00:58:39,586
Same for me.

405
00:58:45,902 --> 00:58:47,460
Give me the first toke.

406
00:58:54,044 --> 00:58:56,638
It 's OK. Beer's better.

407
00:58:57,480 --> 00:59:00,972
Hey, I could get you a better paying job.

408
00:59:01,418 --> 00:59:02,817
I'm quitting tonight.

409
00:59:02,953 --> 00:59:06,320
Quitting? Extras must make
more these days.

410
00:59:06,489 --> 00:59:07,683
No, I have a speaking role.

411
00:59:08,225 --> 00:59:10,853
In a movie? That's rad!

412
00:59:11,361 --> 00:59:14,524
Hey, hook me up with a
few movie people.

413
00:59:14,931 --> 00:59:16,330
They won't hire you.

414
00:59:16,433 --> 00:59:20,699
I just gotta find some rich dupes
to buy new speakers.

415
00:59:20,871 --> 00:59:23,704
Please help us out?
I'm not gonna be part of your scam.

416
01:00:19,262 --> 01:00:21,355
Hiro, call 911!

417
01:00:44,654 --> 01:00:46,349
You'll be OK, Eri.

418
01:00:58,301 --> 01:00:59,996
You just overdid it.

419
01:02:37,700 --> 01:02:41,136
It 's your lucky day, sir.
They're usually $3000 a pair...

420
01:02:41,237 --> 01:02:44,502
...yours for just $ 700.

421
01:02:44,607 --> 01:02:45,631
But they 're fake

422
01:02:45,742 --> 01:02:52,341
Whaddya mean?
They're factory direct, just $ 700.

423
01:02:52,449 --> 01:02:55,350
I' m broke.
I'm just a gigolo in training.

424
01:02:56,119 --> 01:02:59,247
Hey, Shunsuk He's buying.
Bring it here.

425
01:02:59,355 --> 01:03:02,586
I said I'm not interested.

426
01:03:03,359 --> 01:03:05,350
OK, OK, two pairs for $800.

427
01:03:07,130 --> 01:03:12,796
Cheap bastard!
You don't deserve that car.

428
01:03:14,003 --> 01:03:18,099
Dude, isn't that movi
studio around here?

429
01:03:19,676 --> 01:03:22,975
Good thinking. Where is it?

430
01:03:24,047 --> 01:03:26,709
Around here somewhere...

431
01:03:26,850 --> 01:03:28,408
Somewhere where?

432
01:03:28,818 --> 01:03:30,012
Give me a hand.

433
01:03:41,231 --> 01:03:44,758
What's your wife think of this job?

434
01:03:46,469 --> 01:03:48,869
I dunno. She never talks to me.

435
01:04:01,050 --> 01:04:02,347
HALT!

436
01:04:03,953 --> 01:04:09,721
You can't just drive through here!
You have to sign in first.

437
01:04:09,826 --> 01:04:13,956
It 's OK. We're here to see a movie star.

438
01:04:14,063 --> 01:04:15,724
Hold it!

439
01:04:16,432 --> 01:04:18,093
All visitors must have a pass.
Hey, HEY!

440
01:04:18,201 --> 01:04:19,998
We're not visitors.

441
01:04:20,103 --> 01:04:21,968
Wait a minute, wait a minute!

442
01:04:24,707 --> 01:04:29,041
Get your asses out of here! Now!

443
01:04:30,613 --> 01:04:31,477
What's going on here?

444
01:04:31,581 --> 01:04:33,310
Hoollgans! Hoollgans!

445
01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:34,212
Who the hell are you?

446
01:04:34,317 --> 01:04:35,875
None of your business!

447
01:04:37,654 --> 01:04:39,349
Why'd you do that?

448
01:04:42,158 --> 01:04:45,753
What do you want?

449
01:04:47,764 --> 01:04:48,788
Break it up!

450
01:04:49,866 --> 01:04:50,855
Stop it! You?!

451
01:04:51,000 --> 01:04:52,661
Why hit me?!

452
01:06:35,538 --> 01:06:36,664
You bastards!

453
01:06:37,707 --> 01:06:39,334
Chrome dome!

454
01:06:39,642 --> 01:06:41,109
It was a rug!

455
01:06:55,224 --> 01:06:56,282
Keisuk?

456
01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:02,721
Not bad. I could use him.

457
01:07:05,101 --> 01:07:08,696
It hurts, it hurts, it... spluuurts!

458
01:07:08,971 --> 01:07:10,598
Cut it out.

459
01:07:11,074 --> 01:07:14,635
It hurts, it hurts, it... spluuurts!

460
01:07:14,744 --> 01:07:15,711
C'mon, I mean it.

461
01:07:15,812 --> 01:07:17,780
I' m sorry, I' m sorry.

462
01:07:17,880 --> 01:07:21,077
And you wonder why I want
nothing to do with you.

463
01:07:24,253 --> 01:07:25,242
Come in?

464
01:07:34,831 --> 01:07:36,025
Are you OK?

465
01:07:36,399 --> 01:07:37,559
Yeah, I' m fine.

466
01:07:39,702 --> 01:07:44,469
There's a costume fitting tomorrow.
They said to come.

467
01:07:45,074 --> 01:07:46,871
Costume? For what scene?

468
01:07:47,276 --> 01:07:50,370
Not you him.

469
01:07:50,480 --> 01:07:53,347
Him?
Me?

470
01:07:53,449 --> 01:07:57,783
The director wants you to fight the monster samurai

471
01:07:57,887 --> 01:08:01,015
Yeah! Yeehaw!

472
01:08:02,225 --> 01:08:06,286
Keisuke, we're gonna be
in a movie together!

473
01:08:06,396 --> 01:08:07,727
He's just a...

474
01:08:08,798 --> 01:08:13,667
How do you do, Mika? I'm Kengo.

475
01:08:15,204 --> 01:08:19,265
It 's like a dream come true being
in a movie with you.

476
01:08:19,375 --> 01:08:23,812
Thanks. Ever acted before?

477
01:08:23,913 --> 01:08:26,143
Acted? No, never.

478
01:08:26,482 --> 01:08:27,414
Oh, really...

479
01:08:27,517 --> 01:08:29,917
But I can do this...

480
01:08:33,456 --> 01:08:35,947
That's great. The director'll love it.
Like a pro, huh?

481
01:11:26,596 --> 01:11:30,692
Nice, huh? And a real bargain.

482
01:11:30,800 --> 01:11:37,706
They're usually $5000,
but I paid just $500.

483
01:11:40,042 --> 01:11:45,844
What's wrong? You look kind of down.

484
01:11:46,949 --> 01:11:50,510
How can we convince people
this is important?

485
01:11:53,289 --> 01:12:01,754
You can't rush things. It was 500 years
before Galileo convinced Rome.

486
01:12:05,601 --> 01:12:12,097
Galileo died trying, of course.
People are slow to accept the truth.

487
01:12:13,576 --> 01:12:17,603
We have to spread the
word through our show.

488
01:12:18,447 --> 01:12:20,005
You never say die, do you?

489
01:12:20,549 --> 01:12:25,885
Must be your influence.

490
01:12:26,055 --> 01:12:27,420
Really?

491
01:12:29,291 --> 01:12:32,158
So, I have reached someone.

492
01:12:32,762 --> 01:12:35,094
Good intentions always reach people.

493
01:12:37,433 --> 01:12:40,527
Well, let's get started.
OK.

494
01:12:45,941 --> 01:12:48,933
Hey, is something wrong
with the speakers?

495
01:12:49,512 --> 01:12:55,041
No way!
These are top of the line ALTECs.

496
01:12:55,251 --> 01:12:57,276
See the label?

497
01:12:58,788 --> 01:13:00,153
Wha?

498
01:13:01,357 --> 01:13:03,325
What's this little 'i'?

499
01:13:04,560 --> 01:13:07,529
So they're ALT SH I?

500
01:13:08,898 --> 01:13:10,866
Shi... it.

501
01:13:12,735 --> 01:13:15,431
Scene 48, take 1.

502
01:13:15,538 --> 01:13:17,904
Ready, action!

503
01:13:25,047 --> 01:13:26,674
Die, fiend!

504
01:14:12,261 --> 01:14:14,161
Ahh... ugg...

505
01:14:33,182 --> 01:14:34,410
You monster!

506
01:14:42,291 --> 01:14:43,417
Princess!

507
01:14:48,798 --> 01:14:51,596
Die, fiend!

508
01:15:26,769 --> 01:15:28,236
Owww.

509
01:15:29,338 --> 01:15:30,305
Cut!

510
01:15:31,106 --> 01:15:35,042
Fantastic! Fabulous!
You were both perfect.

511
01:15:35,144 --> 01:15:39,103
Ryu, brilliant how you
sprung back to life.

512
01:15:39,648 --> 01:15:44,779
But, those two.
Talk about pathetic splashes.

513
01:15:45,588 --> 01:15:48,386
What to do? We need more oomph.

514
01:15:48,524 --> 01:15:52,426
Ryu, how 'bout it? One more take?

515
01:15:53,195 --> 01:15:54,457
No problemo.

516
01:15:55,831 --> 01:15:57,799
Thank you. You made my day.

517
01:16:00,436 --> 01:16:02,700
How many more takes?

518
01:16:03,372 --> 01:16:04,862
My throat's killing me.

519
01:16:04,974 --> 01:16:07,943
Just one. Pretty please?

520
01:16:09,612 --> 01:16:10,977
Do I have a choice?

521
01:16:14,550 --> 01:16:18,008
Thank you. I' m the happiest guy alive.

522
01:16:26,161 --> 01:16:30,928
Hey, you pretty good. Keep it up.

523
01:16:32,234 --> 01:16:36,762
What's with you?
When I say jump, JUMP!

524
01:16:37,239 --> 01:16:39,230
Show some spirit!

525
01:16:39,708 --> 01:16:42,268
You're screwing it up for everyone.

526
01:16:48,384 --> 01:16:52,377
You do this every day?

527
01:16:53,789 --> 01:16:57,281
Acting's harder than it looks.

528
01:17:10,172 --> 01:17:12,504
SHIT!

529
01:17:13,742 --> 01:17:16,506
Why'd he have to pick on me?

530
01:17:16,845 --> 01:17:21,145
Hey, watch where you're going!

531
01:17:22,584 --> 01:17:26,350
Don't get so uptight over nothing

532
01:17:26,822 --> 01:17:31,850
You're a good actor. You really are.

533
01:17:33,929 --> 01:17:36,454
I don't know how you do it.

534
01:17:37,132 --> 01:17:41,296
I'm not going tomorrow, so cheer up.

535
01:17:43,605 --> 01:17:46,665
That's what you want?

536
01:17:46,775 --> 01:17:51,872
To be a star,
get rich, live the good life?

537
01:17:53,115 --> 01:17:57,984
That's insane.
What kind of life is that?

538
01:17:58,487 --> 01:18:01,320
Fame's a pain, you know?

539
01:18:02,458 --> 01:18:05,086
I just wanna set off some fireworks.

540
01:18:06,328 --> 01:18:08,057
What'll that prove?

541
01:18:08,664 --> 01:18:10,359
It 'll prove that I'm alive.

542
01:18:12,735 --> 01:18:18,571
Of all the bonehead!
Get real!

543
01:18:19,575 --> 01:18:23,807
When you really care about
something deeply...

544
01:18:23,946 --> 01:18:27,939
...that's when fireworks go off. 
That's being alive.

545
01:18:33,489 --> 01:18:35,980
So what do you care about deeply?

546
01:21:31,633 --> 01:21:35,763
Do you love me?

547
01:21:36,972 --> 01:21:38,030
Hmm?

548
01:21:39,608 --> 01:21:42,441
Answer me. Do you love me?

549
01:21:44,079 --> 01:21:45,671
C'mon, you know the answer.

550
01:21:46,348 --> 01:21:51,752
I need to hear it.
Tell me you love me.

551
01:21:55,324 --> 01:21:56,586
I love you.

552
01:21:58,427 --> 01:22:03,023
That's it?
Doesn't sound very convincing.

553
01:22:12,474 --> 01:22:17,912
Why can't you say it like you
really mean it? Are you tired of me?

554
01:22:22,184 --> 01:22:24,948
I need to hear it.

555
01:22:26,755 --> 01:22:28,985
Gimme a break.

556
01:22:31,760 --> 01:22:37,562
I love you. You should love me back.

557
01:22:38,133 --> 01:22:39,657
So, do you?

558
01:22:52,047 --> 01:22:58,213
Say something. I mean it.

559
01:23:02,758 --> 01:23:05,124
Can't decide how you feel?

560
01:23:07,195 --> 01:23:14,465
You're spineless. Just like your acting.

561
01:23:15,604 --> 01:23:18,266
How do you think that makes me look?

562
01:23:44,266 --> 01:23:47,633
Damn, I blew it again

563
01:23:48,770 --> 01:23:51,238
Why can't I keep my mouth shut?

564
01:23:52,941 --> 01:23:57,378
And we were so good together.

565
01:24:20,569 --> 01:24:23,436
Yummm!

566
01:24:26,975 --> 01:24:28,772
Heaven, isn't it?

567
01:24:29,745 --> 01:24:34,842
It 's a perfect harmony of ingredients.

568
01:24:34,950 --> 01:24:38,351
But you can savor each one.

569
01:24:38,920 --> 01:24:43,619
This is the taste of sheer bliss.

570
01:24:49,731 --> 01:24:53,326
Looks like you're feeling better.

571
01:24:54,169 --> 01:24:56,467
Or did you meet someone?

572
01:25:00,609 --> 01:25:02,804
Have you seen Keisuke recently?

573
01:25:07,349 --> 01:25:10,807
I know it's tough, but
you've got to see him.

574
01:25:11,486 --> 01:25:15,183
That's the only way you'll get better.

575
01:25:20,228 --> 01:25:21,217
Yummy?

576
01:27:47,709 --> 01:27:50,143
Yeah, that's it... hold it right there.

577
01:27:51,446 --> 01:27:52,811
Gorgeous!

578
01:28:04,759 --> 01:28:06,954
Just like that. OK!

579
01:28:09,397 --> 01:28:10,364
Bring your hands down...

580
01:28:13,702 --> 01:28:14,726
Can you move a bit?

581
01:28:32,020 --> 01:28:33,146
OK, great! ...I love it!

582
01:28:34,189 --> 01:28:36,384
I love that smile!

583
01:28:39,461 --> 01:28:41,053
More this way

584
01:28:58,513 --> 01:29:02,916
Your belly button...
I love your belly button.

585
01:29:03,351 --> 01:29:07,913
Your leg... I love your leg.

586
01:29:08,223 --> 01:29:10,157
Go like this

587
01:29:16,965 --> 01:29:19,934
I'd do anything for your smile.

588
01:29:20,035 --> 01:29:21,059
Really?

589
01:29:21,770 --> 01:29:22,737
Even that?

590
01:29:22,837 --> 01:29:23,599
Huh?

591
01:29:23,705 --> 01:29:26,606
You know that. C'mon, do it.

592
01:29:26,775 --> 01:29:29,938
Again? Can't get enough, huh?

593
01:30:24,799 --> 01:30:26,528
<i>Keep it down!</i>

594
01:30:27,635 --> 01:30:30,195
<i>Do you know what time it is?</i>

595
01:30:32,907 --> 01:30:34,602
He's just jealous.

596
01:31:17,385 --> 01:31:18,374
Morning.

597
01:31:23,758 --> 01:31:25,555
Keisuke.

598
01:31:25,727 --> 01:31:27,160
Oh, hello.

599
01:31:30,799 --> 01:31:35,736
We don't need you this morning.

600
01:31:36,004 --> 01:31:38,495
What? Why?

601
01:31:41,009 --> 01:31:47,278
We got him instead.
It's mainly sword fighting, anyway.

602
01:31:47,382 --> 01:31:49,509
I can do the sword fight.

603
01:31:50,151 --> 01:31:51,812
Oh yeah?

604
01:31:53,855 --> 01:31:57,416
He's been an extra for over 10 years.

605
01:31:57,725 --> 01:32:01,354
Not one line of dlalog

606
01:32:01,696 --> 01:32:06,065
but he still practices every day.

607
01:32:06,434 --> 01:32:11,599
Now he's got the
samurai spirit down pat.

608
01:32:17,278 --> 01:32:19,212
Do you know the theory
of pinwheels?

609
01:32:19,747 --> 01:32:20,714
Theory?

610
01:32:25,220 --> 01:32:29,020
Taken alone, they're not much to look at.

611
01:32:30,191 --> 01:32:33,592
But give them some wind...
I said, wind...

612
01:32:34,696 --> 01:32:38,894
With wind as their partner,
their beauty is revealed.

613
01:32:40,134 --> 01:32:49,133
Without a partner, they're useless.

614
01:32:49,577 --> 01:32:54,810
That's life...

615
01:32:56,618 --> 01:32:59,314
even if you're acting
or sword fighting.

616
01:32:59,554 --> 01:33:02,352
It 's all about collaboration.

617
01:33:03,091 --> 01:33:06,822
Let that be a lesson.

618
01:33:29,984 --> 01:33:31,679
<i>We 're terribly sorry.</i>

619
01:33:32,787 --> 01:33:36,883
<i>We just started online diagnoses...</i>

620
01:33:37,392 --> 01:33:42,591
...I knew we'd have problems,
but my son insisted.

621
01:33:43,064 --> 01:33:47,797
Well, it's good that you came in.

622
01:33:49,270 --> 01:33:52,000
Computers are helpful,
but they're not perfect.

623
01:33:52,106 --> 01:33:55,940
<i>We're 95.3% sure you are</i>
<i>10 week s pregnant.</i>

624
01:34:46,194 --> 01:34:51,655
Prepare to meet your maker.
Say your prayers, monster!

625
01:34:52,367 --> 01:34:53,925
I need no prayers.

626
01:34:55,203 --> 01:35:01,039
If you wish to save their lives,
relinquish the Masamune sword!

627
01:35:01,876 --> 01:35:05,277
Fiend! Release the prince
and princess!

628
01:35:05,780 --> 01:35:11,116
You worm! Hand over the sword.

629
01:35:11,486 --> 01:35:14,455
Stop! I will relinquish the sword.

630
01:35:15,223 --> 01:35:19,489
No, Shinosuke. Pay us no mind.

631
01:35:19,961 --> 01:35:24,489
You must protect what is
most precious to you.

632
01:36:03,805 --> 01:36:05,636
- That shit...!
- Hold on.

633
01:36:11,012 --> 01:36:13,537
Why do you not attack?

634
01:36:31,899 --> 01:36:32,831
Oooph.

635
01:36:43,344 --> 01:36:47,144
Wait please help me, brave sir!

636
01:36:54,422 --> 01:36:55,684
Forgive me!

637
01:37:22,483 --> 01:37:29,446
Help! You are forgetting what is
most precious to you!

638
01:37:38,466 --> 01:37:40,593
We're out of film.

639
01:37:40,968 --> 01:37:42,299
CUT!

640
01:37:43,738 --> 01:37:47,003
What was that shithead doing?

641
01:37:47,108 --> 01:37:52,910
No, it was great!
Why didn't I think of that?

642
01:37:53,014 --> 01:37:55,039
It has so much... oomph!

643
01:37:55,416 --> 01:37:56,405
Was that take oK?

644
01:37:56,517 --> 01:37:58,576
That's a big thumbs up!

645
01:38:07,295 --> 01:38:12,198
God, this just sucks.

646
01:38:13,834 --> 01:38:15,734
I told you!

647
01:38:16,671 --> 01:38:21,233
Why'd you blow all
our dough on fireworks?

648
01:38:21,709 --> 01:38:24,075
Nobody buys fireworks out of season.

649
01:38:24,779 --> 01:38:28,806
And you need a license to handle those sky rockets.

650
01:38:28,916 --> 01:38:30,781
You got us in a jam, dude.

651
01:38:30,885 --> 01:38:37,552
People buy ice cream in winter, right?

652
01:38:38,092 --> 01:38:42,256
We eat strawberries year 'round, right?

653
01:38:42,363 --> 01:38:44,331
What's that got to do with fireworks?

654
01:38:47,435 --> 01:38:51,166
You know what I think?

655
01:38:51,439 --> 01:38:56,433
I think people should stop
and smell the roses.

656
01:38:56,944 --> 01:39:02,473
Everyone's in such a rush to scratch
every little itch.

657
01:39:04,018 --> 01:39:07,681
If it's summer, I just wanna chug beer
and watch fireworks.

658
01:39:08,256 --> 01:39:11,419
That's how it should be, right?

659
01:39:12,493 --> 01:39:16,827
We've forgotten the importance of
simple pleasures.

660
01:39:17,398 --> 01:39:21,892
Then why are we trying to
sell fireworks now?

661
01:39:22,003 --> 01:39:27,339
Why'd we buy them now?
I don't get it.

662
01:39:30,311 --> 01:39:32,040
Because, I loooove fireworks!

663
01:39:32,146 --> 01:39:35,673
Come off it, dude. You are skunk drunk!

664
01:39:37,885 --> 01:39:41,480
Watch what you're doing.

665
01:42:02,062 --> 01:42:03,051
Are you all right?

666
01:42:18,345 --> 01:42:19,903
Slash me with this.

667
01:42:25,786 --> 01:42:28,152
I need redemption.

668
01:42:31,358 --> 01:42:33,417
Go like this

669
01:43:37,424 --> 01:43:38,789
Am I redeemed?

670
01:43:41,662 --> 01:43:43,289
A little bit.

671
01:46:37,771 --> 01:46:39,932
Thank you very much.

672
01:46:41,208 --> 01:46:42,505
Let's take one more.

673
01:48:08,629 --> 01:48:11,962
<i>Man is no more than a reed...</i>
<i>but he is a thinking reed.</i>

674
01:48:12,065 --> 01:48:13,726
<i>Blaise Pascal (1623 1662 )

675
01:49:00,914 --> 01:49:05,146
<i>Yet the earth does move.</i>
Galileo Galilei (1564 1642)

676
01:50:39,646 --> 01:50:40,704
You called?

677
01:50:43,050 --> 01:50:47,885
I am the Peerless Samurai Mondonosuke.

678
01:50:48,221 --> 01:50:51,019
I dare you to kill me. Try it!

679
01:50:51,692 --> 01:50:53,990
Ouch.


